Blondie's Ratcave
:: verdana :: skamper sympathies ::



Resistance isn't futile. We know. We've been there, and we lived to tell the tale*. We're bound by blood. By oil. By resistance. By love spanning betrayals, darkness, and death. Our loyalties change with the wind, but we mean to survive together. If you don't believe me, just check out the evidence, all neatly filed and categorised for your convenience. And be careful: not everything is as it seems.

But don't forget to check your weapons at the door. We'll only warn you once.







































*Well, yeah, there was that Existence thing. But he survived the oil. It's all context, baby. Besides...you didn't really buy that, did you?

And as long as we're doing the fine print thing, the characters aren't mine. I know, you think I'm shitting you. The proper disclaimer's inside. Just thought I should nod to it here. You know, just in case aliens aren't the only ones watching. Hello, FOX legal beagles! How they treating you? Good health plan? Good superannuation? Niiice. I don't have any money worth suing for. Just in case you wondered.